Taz first covers George and William's visit to The Passage, then launches into an examination of Those Two's two Christmas cards this year. We all know their "family" card has been photoshopped to the max and the whole thing looks awful, but I just noticed that somebody made Lili's feet look huge. Lili's hair looks even worse close up. I don't think she's ever been taken to the salon for a cut and style, let alone had someone regularly comb her hair. I don't believe for one second she's in school. She looks--and I think is--neglected, and a teacher would have noticed that and reported it. Archie is also neglected, but at least somebody makes sure his hair is groomed.

Taz follows this up with what's happened to Archewell.