As Ever pancake mix? In my home? As if!

I think I'll stick to Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, Hungry Jack, Bisquick, and Jiffy. Heck, I'll go one further and stick to the recipes handed down from my Mom, my Gram, and my Grandpa (he made the best drop scones--like American pancakes, but much more thick and oh so yummy). Plus I--we--know TOW will have stolen all her products from someone else anyway.