When I were a lad we was soo pooar that we all used to sit round a candle in 't winter to keep warm...and when it got really cold me father used to light candle.
When things got better and me dad got promotion at 't sewage wuks (they actually gav him a real shovel so he din't have to use 'is bare 'ands any more) I got two lumps of coal to play with one Christmas.
Two whole lumps of coal to meself; I were over 't moon.
Then me father got taken reet poorly and couldn't wuk. Coal shed were empty so me Mam threw me toys on 't fire...