Thank God I'm both an LWF fan, AND a George Michael fan and saw this.
I can tell you right now that smell is MEAT.
I send him meat every year.
Well, that's not true. It's every OTHER year. On the off-years that I don't send meat, I usually send him a pet. Usually a chimpanzee or a smaller variety of monkey. That's how I got my nickname-- "Monkey". I alternate working between the California and Switzerland Ape Houses. Usually the staff there knows in advance when I'm sending a pet.
My gosh. I either sent him meat or a pet monkey that year.
You'd better open up those phucking gifts, Mate.
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