You see, in your zeal to come into the LWF and create some sort of (possibly illegal) retail shopping monopoly, you've forgotten one thing. Your prices may be lower than mine from a point of sale perspective, but what you don't have is the benefit of the Mister Rebate Store Preferred Shopper Member Program. When each Mister Rebate Store Preferred Shopper Member reaches a certain threshold of purchase dollars at my store, they're eligible for rebates.
Rebates, that when subtracted from the price of the item, actually make them CHEAPER than your offerings. So when M.O.B.I. Dikk or the Asterix Twins buy a set of watercolors or eight pound bag of fennel seeds from me, they'll pay "X" amount at the store, then 7-10 weeks later, receive their rebate (possibly exclusively in the form of a money order), which I'm designating as "Y" making the final price "X-Y". That's less than your price, which I'm designating as "C".
Because you're a COCKsucker.
Stay the #### out of the LWF.
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