There's no retail shopping opportunities.
Just last week, as I was walking around the locker room dressed as a 1930's milkman, I couldn't believe the kinds of things that the LWF superstars were pining for. Alan Fresca was complaining to anyone in earshot how he wished he had a handful of watch batteries. Polio Juarez of the Fatality Friends seemed to have forgotten his bottle of extra, extra pulp orange juice. And I'm sure that Nunis The Blind Surfer REALLY could have used a small bag of fingerling potatoes in the Irish Famine Match that night.
So that's where I, Mister Rebate, come in. With management's blessing (and seriously, who actually runs this ####ing company these days?), I'll open up something I'm calling the "Mister Rebate Store", where LWF superstars can indulge in all their shopping needs before, after, and possibly during a match.
Need a tin can of water chestnuts to eat for energy? Bamboo skewers? A few terabytes of Crystar fan fiction? Mister Rebate's got you covered!
(All I need is for you to stop by and fill out a really quick application to become a Mister Rebate Store Preferred Shopper Member before you can start. I know, it seems like a pain in the ass. But look, it's not a scam, and it's not that invasive, you just need to give me a little personal information. It's not like I'm just using this to farm e-mail addresses for something stupid, like Crystar fan faction.)
And once that application gets approved, it's off to shop, shop, shop!
And then pay, of course.
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