And although there is rarely any fame or fortune to come out of being one of it's "super-talents", and most of the time it breaks the soul and spirit of a guy, they relentlessly CONTINUE here.
All types. All walks of life.
Like, for example: "Jizz Fits" Jenkens. The guy's pleasure receptors are perpetually "green lit" and he simply cant handle ANY kind of stimulus, lest he blow some weird load all over the place. We tried, but the guy is simply unemployable.
Again, we tried.
And of course who could forget Galloping S L U T Horse? Originally born Rhoada Mierendave, she started in the LWF by accompanying SOPP (Son's of Patriotic Pimp) to the ring. SOPP would frequently challenge tag teams way out of their league with the stipulation always being that if they lost, poor Rhoada would have to do something humiliating. When SOPP wrestled the Vested Westerners the stipulation was that Rhoada would have to wear a horse mask if they lost. And they did.
And they lost again to Bolt Solder and The Welder when the stip was that the horse mask for Rhoada becomes PERMANENT. And permanent as in-- it gets BOLTED to the poor gal's shoulders.
The Japanese Twistos accidentally cut her left leg off below the knee when a "sword demonstration" went awry during LWF Rising Sun 2029... But thankfully SOPP won that night with the stip being Rhoada immediately gets a sophisticated fake leg. Moral of the story? She wanted this life. And now, she has a permanent horse head, and can only gallop around... Uh... Like a S L U T.
Anyway, why am I here? Because this is the official spot to keep on keepin' on with the auditions.
Who knows. Maybe YOU can stick your head in this oven we call the Lunatic Wrestling Federation.
And look. It produced Ralf Wheelz. It produced CM Punk.
It's like, practically the same f#cking thing.
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