Mr. Shwegg Shmeggmax is resting comfortably.
--Previous Message--
: Greetings from Golden Baggs Hospice in
: Rexville Arkansas!
:
: I'll be brief... (but only because this
: pancreas of mine is a ticking time bomb)
:
: I've been trying to find info on the LWF for
: quite some time
:
: (Hold on, gotta piss)
:
: (whoop. blood.)
:
: Okay, so I've been trying to find some info
: on the Lunat--
:
: (Hang on. Dammit, anyway. Oh, sonova... Hold
: on. I gotta get my nurse)
:
:
: Okay. Anyway... Sorry about that. I've been
: looking for current info on the LWF, which
: brought me HERE, to the Opinionation. While
: the messageboard DOES provide entertainment
: in the form of "New" Superstars
: that "may be coming to the LWF soon, I
: really don't see any info that shows WHEN
: the LWF will be
:
:
: (GodDAMMIT. I need some friggin' towels in
: here. Shit. maybe a bucket too.
: Fuuuuuuuuuck.)
:
: Anyway, when is the next LWF show? I come
: here and I don't see any info on the Return
: of the LWF. I even click that link to the
: "website" and it takes me nowhere.
: I really don't have too much time for crazy
: websearches to get info and content on the
: greatest backyard-to-indy-fed of all time.
: In fact, my time is so short, sometimes when
: I'm filling my bag, I
:
:
: (Nnnngh. Nurse? I'm gonna need a couple
: catheters over here. HnnnnGh. Whooooooaa.
: It. It's happening. Everything's going...
: white.)
:
: Okay. False alarm. Damn. Scary stuff, dying.
: Ok. So...
:
: If THIS site isn't the official LWF site,
: then where CAN I go to find info on former
: LWF Superstars such as "Taiwan
: Flu", "Bart 'The Farter'
: Hartley", Kevin Teflon, or even my
: favorite stable "Milk of Magneto"?
:
: (hrrrrrt. my balls urrrt.)
:
: S-Sorry. Things are going white again.
:
: Grandpa? it's so... comfortable here. I
: could stay forev--
:
: NO. Not dying today. Today, I get ANSWERS
: about the LWF!
:
: (rrrrrk. nope. dying, I think)
:
:
:
: -------------------------------------------------
: Hello? This is Nurse Bursa. Unfortunately,
: Mr. Shmeggmax died while writing you. I'm
: actually pulling the sheet over his rictus
: grin as I type to YOU with my other hand.
: Anyway, I'm going to print up this last
: message of his, and throw it into his casket
: with him. He would be honored.
:
: But since I'm here, I'D personally like to
: ask: What DID happen to LWF stars such as--
: Anal Boxer, Eric Embryo, Tilt "Get yer
: tits out" Wilkins and The Skunk####?
:
: Thanks,
: Originally Mr Shwegg Smeggmax, then Nurse
: Bursa.
:
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