I'll be brief... (but only because this pancreas of mine is a ticking time bomb)
I've been trying to find info on the LWF for quite some time
(Hold on, gotta piss)
(whoop. blood.)
Okay, so I've been trying to find some info on the Lunat--
(Hang on. Dammit, anyway. Oh, sonova... Hold on. I gotta get my nurse)
Okay. Anyway... Sorry about that. I've been looking for current info on the LWF, which brought me HERE, to the Opinionation. While the messageboard DOES provide entertainment in the form of "New" Superstars that "may be coming to the LWF soon, I really don't see any info that shows WHEN the LWF will be
(GodDAMMIT. I need some friggin' towels in here. Shit. maybe a bucket too. Fuuuuuuuuuck.)
Anyway, when is the next LWF show? I come here and I don't see any info on the Return of the LWF. I even click that link to the "website" and it takes me nowhere. I really don't have too much time for crazy websearches to get info and content on the greatest backyard-to-indy-fed of all time. In fact, my time is so short, sometimes when I'm filling my bag, I
(Nnnngh. Nurse? I'm gonna need a couple catheters over here. HnnnnGh. Whooooooaa. It. It's happening. Everything's going... white.)
Okay. False alarm. Damn. Scary stuff, dying. Ok. So...
If THIS site isn't the official LWF site, then where CAN I go to find info on former LWF Superstars such as "Taiwan Flu", "Bart 'The Farter' Hartley", Kevin Teflon, or even my favorite stable "Milk of Magneto"?
(hrrrrrt. my balls urrrt.)
S-Sorry. Things are going white again.
Grandpa? it's so... comfortable here. I could stay forev--
NO. Not dying today. Today, I get ANSWERS about the LWF!
(rrrrrk. nope. dying, I think)
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Hello? This is Nurse Bursa. Unfortunately, Mr. Shmeggmax died while writing you. I'm actually pulling the sheet over his rictus grin as I type to YOU with my other hand. Anyway, I'm going to print up this last message of his, and throw it into his casket with him. He would be honored.
But since I'm here, I'D personally like to ask: What DID happen to LWF stars such as-- Anal Boxer, Eric Embryo, Tilt "Get yer tits out" Wilkins and The Skunk####?
Thanks,
Originally Mr Shwegg Smeggmax, then Nurse Bursa.
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