I remember when The DAVE BRUBECK QUARTET appeared at the Montreal Jazz Festival in 2010.
Dave and his group put on a tremendous show and it seemed like our whole city was watching them.

<> next day, when DAVE BRUBECK was having lunch at the Snowdon Deli:

DAVE:
Waiter, oh waiter, could you come over here, please?

WAITER:
Something wrong Mister Brubeck?

DAVE:
I'll say there is. What's this fly doing in my soup?

WAITER:
Looks to me he's doing the backstroke.

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