MORRIE:
Good to see you again, Tonto. Can I help you pick something out?
TONTO:
Me need new shirt. But why you have black eye?
MORRIE:
Oh, I had a fight with my wife.
TONTO:
She hit you?
MORRIE:
She was packing up her old clothes to give to the poor and I suggested she throw it in the trash.
TONTO:
Me agree with your wife. Heart in good place.
MORRIE:
You don't understand, Tonto. My wife wanted to give her clothes to women who were starving.
TONTO:
What wrong with that?
MORRIE:
I told her anybody who was starving couldn't possibly fit into her clothes.
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