The organizers are charging beaucoup bucks for what they claim is a "luxury" retreat, and yet attendees have to share rooms? And if you pay extra, you'll get your photo snapped with Her as well as receiving a goodie bag? And then you get to listen to Her word salad silliness? No thanks!

Also, why are these things always promoted as weekend where women can celebrate, find joy, grow, and become? I've already celebrated, found joy, grown, and become. I want a weekend where I can moan, b*tch, whine, and complain.