Twerkette doesn't always return loaners. We know that. Plus the "Markle effect" has turned out to be the opposite of the "Kate effect." Add in that Twerkette also makes many designers look bad by how awful her style sense is, and no wonder she's not getting a bite for all her fishing.

I'm going to make a guess that we won't see Twerkette at next year's Paris Fasion Week.