Taz thinks Twerkette is going for a Victoria Beckham act now. Taz also speculates that Twerkette might be having an affair with one of her bodyguards, and I have to say the clip Taz shows of TOW grabbing that one guard's arm and looking up and him and smiling is pretty convincing. Then there's the whole plopping her dirty shoes and ugly feet on the car seat and filming herself as her limo goes past the tunnel where Diana's fatal crash occurred... No. Just no. I was not fond of Diana, but there is such a thing as respect for the dead. No.