Harry expects people to believe Archie--who would have been two or three at most--asked for a waffle maker as a Christmas gift from Great-Grandmother Elizabeth II, and that TOW uses said waffle maker to make Archie homemade waffles every morning? O-kay, pull the other one.

TOW's "special" green waffles look downright disgusting, and if I was a child and got served that for breakfast, I'd be screaming in terror. Seriously, that green stuff on the plate is the stuff of nightmares.