Everything's like...on an angle here, man.
And why do black people like rims on their 85 Caprices that look like wagon wheels?
THESE are musings.
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: First off, ####wad, if I ever catch you at a
: LUNATIC WRESTLING FEDERATION (LWF) show, I'm
: going to split you crotch to sternum with my
: "Lunar Tuner". It's sort of like a
: pool cue, but with an oldschool horseshoe
: magnet-looking thing attached at the end of
: it.
:
: For killin'.
:
:
: You think you could break into my wife's lab
: and steal the Moonboots Malone prototype
: "Custard Thrusters"? Then you have
: the nerve to give them the name "Goo
: Roobu Boots". You're a ####wad. Those
: boots are my design, handily crafted by my
: wife mere moments after we engaged in
: coitus. Oh yeah! My wife and I engage in
: coitus! Anybody got a problem with LWF
: Superstar Moonboots Malone ####ing his wife?
: Cause you can #### right off.
:
: Listen up, Goo Roobu. Give me back those
: ####ing boots.
:
: Better yet, you bring me back my Custard
: Thrusters, and I'll tell you where Tenderoni
: Tightfoot is buried.
:
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