But not until March 19th.
You see, Goo Roobu will return with a message about his adventures on the MOON. Once the 3-19 "SuperMoon" is near Earth, I will simply leap from the moons surface and return to Earth. (My "Goo Roobu Boots" allow me to accomplish such a feat.)
Once home on sweet Terra Firma, I will fire up my computer and post the amazing tale of my interstellar stories. (They will be collected in paperback form. It will be called Moon Pie.)
I will tell the story of how I evaded the M.A.N.S.C.A.N.N.E.R., slept with Rochelle "Labia" Clamback and served on a jury with Seventies Jogger.
Well, it was more of an "island" jury.
Okay, it was a cult.
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