Wrestling Cancelled till Biden Sworn In
Posted by Dr Fauci on 7/13/2020, 2:10 am
Dear Washingtonians, |
I realize that more people die each day from holding in farts, but we need to keep the entire state masked up and in a state of pensive horror to remove the idiot Trump. Keep your ears peeled for advice from Bill Nye, Greta Thunberg, and Jay Inslee. They know what is best for you, your family, and your prosperity.
Remember: Mask Yes, Mat Time No No