Is this a joke? Whoa now, lemme intervene,
You got teams pullin' up, but no snacks in between?
No brisket in the back for the coachin’ regime?
That’s a red flag, fam — not part of the dream.

I need ribs, I need sauce, not just orange slices,
If the food ain’t hittin’, I’m rethinkin' my vices.
Y’all confirmin’ squads, but forgot the cuisine?
That’s like hockey with no poutine on the scene