In the early morning hours of Palindrome Day (2,2,22) at exactly 2:22 am… I was scouting out a spot high in the Mountains where I had encountered her Squatch father in the past. I heard some rustling and drew my fleshlight. As I scanned the area, I caught a set of eyes in the light. I turned my fleshlight off, and waited.. Suddenly, the rusting became louder, leaves rustled, and branches snapped. All of a sudden out of nowhere I was hit with the biggest power double ever. It was a double leg, that even JB would be impressed with. As I looked up, standing above me was a 5’3” blue haired female wildling. As she stood above me marveling at her work, out of the darkness appears the one I’ve been tracking for years. Her squatch father and coach… I knew it was now or never, this was my moment. I rolled over, reaching for my tranquilizer gun. As I grasped it, I looked up and both were gone, just like that!!! All I could hear in the distance was a female voice say, “When we get home, can we finish watching that John Smith instructional”??? I left the mountains, with a new clue… I must get to John Smith, he may hold the key to this mystery…