1. Fat Dads.
2. Skinny Fat Dads. (look it up)
3. Fit Dads.
This is gonna be good. Really good.
PS: Kids are free to rip into their dad after he loses on the mat with no recourse. Winners kids have to shower them with praise and try and lift them onto their shoulders to parade them around the dome. Yes, we will be using the T-Dome for this because it will be big.