4. JETHRO. Looks like the sun has set on Carson and Kamura, Evans remembers when Brandon was a kid, Metcalf couldn't catch Covid in a Wuhan market, what the #### is wrong with Carrs makeup.

3. NORDS. Fields, Lance and Wilson is a defunct law firm, Gronk can't even sell an NFT, wide receivers will receive zippo.

2. TTWNN. Of the 15 other players on this team, Watson has got a hand job from 12 of them. There are more first names here than in an urban dictionary.

1. VIKINGS. Vikings should try identifying as a football team. Enough said!