In the Central Valley,
there's a place that we all know.
It's a pit that smells like shit,
the city of Fresno.
They really think that they are cool,
for some odd reason they do.
But cow tipping and meth cooking
aren't normal things to do.
So, heighty heighty, Christ almighty,
if your want to go...
to the boring cesspool of our state,
march over to Fresno.
They're thugs and bangers, morons o' plenty
The list goes on and on.
We'll toast that we do not live there,
and repeat this drinking song. Hey!