I came across the LWF on Channel Noventa y Tres late one night, the syndicated show "Sigues Trabajando Aqui?". During the main event pitting Chap Lizton vs. The Wooden Walker, I decided that I liked your style, and want to advertise on your shows.

I recently opened an independent crematorium, one that's got the feel of now and today the young people like so much. We don't do any of the vivisection or embalming, the licensing and hoops you gotta jump through for that...wow, no thanks.

All grievers have to do is make an appointment (post-mortem only, please) and one of our handy refrigerated vans will pick up the deceased from the funeral home and bring it back here for a reducing to ash in a super oven that's lit like the front window of a Persian convenience store.

Got a cool logo too, but we can talk about that later. I'm thinking maybe a banner at a show, possibly the logo on those little pillows in the ring corners? I don't know, that isn't my forte, I'm too busy burning bodies here.