But then it happened.
I get an online ad poppin' up in the middle of my Facebook feed. It's some product that stops your dog from eating it's shit or something.
Trying to figure out why this happened... And then I remembered! While binge watching LWF tapes, I was also binge EATING.
Sushi, Taco Bell, McDonalds, pizza... Literally I was eating shit. All kinds of shit.
And I said to the wife-- "Man, I gotta stop eating like shit."
"Yeah, you HAVE been eating a lot of shit lately. We BOTH have been eating like shit lately."
"Well, that does it-- Lets STOP EATING SHIT."
And like that, those computer ears thought maybe I had some kind of problem, and provided an immediate (but incorrect) solution.
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SEMI RELATED:
I just watched some dork named "ShockWave" cut a promo on "S.T."
So now I have to stop WATCHING this shit, too.
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