I am the Masked LOTOF, and as my papers and just about every word out of mouth will tell you, means that I wear a mask and am (probably the cosmos' biggest) League Of Their Own fan.
(This might be the point when I sigh, and gently remind you of the 1992 Columbia Pictures feature film about women's baseball.)
But just a fan? Oh, no no. You see, or will, that I am sexually attracted to EVERY character from that movie. And not just the obvious ones, like Kit Keller, Mae Mordabito, or Betty "Spaghetti" Horn. Nope, I'm talking about all of them, Ernie Capadino, the center fielder from the Racine Belles, even whoever that was that Bill Pullman played.
And my outfit! Shit! The fans are going to go wild (like they did when Kit ran over Dottie at home plate) when they seem my cape, covered in the embroidered faces of the objects of my lust. I had to do some ghoulish things to get the Miss Cuthburt one, and it's actually just a cut-out from a magazine, but I'll talk about that in the ring.
And how about Marla Hooch? What a hitter!
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