If it sucks, like if we fuh-cked it up SO BAD it's practically Biblical, we'll just wait a year, put 40 MORE million dollars into the project, and re-release it.
For example, remember the Luna-Chicks? It was 4 girls that served as "Cheerleaders" in an effort to add some T&A or...Something.
So yeah, the Luna Chicks. Yeah, somebody put 40 million into them and they went on to become AMAZON.
Take it from me, Director NewWave. It's just the way were gonna release media, or pretty much do ANYTHING from now on.
I was worried when hard media was gonna go away, then I huffed some duster and thought-- "we don't need that stuff. Let's download everything." And now we are. And the world's evolved man. I'VE evolved...
...to huffin' GASOLINE. And that's what I'm doing now. Getting ready to watch some revamped Super Hero movie that they re-did.
It's gonna be a waste. That one guy didn't even wanna shave his mustache for one of the most iconic mustache-less roles in film history.
Anyway, my real goal for reaching out is I want to add Kin Korn Karn to all the tapes where The Suburban Ninja is. Remember him?
I figured we start taking real LWF Superstars out of classic tapes and adding the characters from the classic NES Pro Wrestling game. Soon, it'll just look like someone booted up the game. But it'll be art.
Then, you bring BACK the Suburban Ninja and the rest of the guys for a party and they burn the master tapes, because-- "art". But you make it a PPV.
So, again-- Take performers OUT of live classic LWF tapes. Start with Suburban Ninja. (That's WELL HUNG, The Suburban Ninja for LWF historians) Replace people with 8 bit NES characters. Sell them as "The NEWWAVE LWF Tapes". Huff gasoline rag. Bring back classic LWF performers. Start with Suburban Ninja again. Burn MASTER ORIGINAL TAPES on PPV in an artistic display. Die on the way to meeting designed to pitch "The NEWWAVE LWF Tapes".
(Director NewWave looks up from his laptop but it's too late. He tries to simultaneously jerk the wheel and slam on the brakes)
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