He was my uncle. And he was an awful sonovabitch.
And I was told he was a former wrestler in the LWF, and that this is where he worked for a summer in 1995 or something.
And even though his death finally gave my mom the chance to finally be rid of her violent and abusive older brother, it also LEGALLY left us with the last of my uncle's junk-- namely a 1977 Diving Bell.
So, I knew he was a pro wrestler, figured he got famous like everybody else in the LWF, and thought-- and I'm being honest-- maybe I can unload this Diving Bell on one of his fans.
You know, now I'm thinking I DID get the spelling wrong. It's gotta be
"B. NinetySix Bum", right?
Yeah, cause he WAS.
He was a fu cking BUM, that guy. What he used to do. What he used to do to my MOM. Jesus.
God, I'm so glad he's gone.
He used to listen to this breakdance music all the time and pretend he was IN the Breakin' movies. He coulda been, for all I care. Didn't matter. He didn't have a place so he stayed with me and my mom.
After some kinda problem happened with him and the LWF, he disappeared for awhile.
Man... Maybe it was
"Bee96 Bum"?
"B90Sixx Bum"?
Anyway, I came on here to see if any LWF fans, or fans of LWF Nostalgia, would be interested in OWNING a piece of the confusing and cumbersome LIFE of LWF grappler B96 Bum.
Hey, that's it! He was the "B96 Bum"! Like that f ucking radio station in Chicago in the 80's and 90's... Shiiiit. That shiit is still on NOW.
Anyway, The B96 Bum is dead after a weird cancer, I'm his nephew, and he left me a Diving Bell I'm trying to get rid of.
Does anyone want it?
Dead B96 Bum's goddamned Diving Bell?
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