Wanna know what's funny? At the time, I didn't even know what that was, a fallopian tube. I had heard it on the Man Show once, and I thought it sounded funny. So I said it.
I used to be funny, but now I'm not really funny anymore. I say funny a lot, I'm not good at variety. But I guess I should say that I'm sorry for driving you out of the wrestling business.
Oh shit, I just read about the Trunks thing, you're ####ing siiiiiick
I'm the Trunks family lawyer, and the executor of Bobby and Jamie Trunks respective wills. Many people don't know that Bobby evacuated his bowels at the moment of death (via the aforementioned hanging), but Jamie did not .
And before it's asked, no, my posting of this information has nothing to do with my position as executor of wills.
--Previous Message--
: Yeah.
:
: "Don't be a Fallopian Tube".
:
: Dunno what it means, but it's what a fan
: yelled at me that finally got me out of the
: wrestling business.
:
: Sure, I've heard things like--
:
: "I'm going to kill you for what you did
: to my wife, Molesto", and "Just
: TELL US where the REST of our son's remains
: are, Molesto"...
:
: But I never budged. I knew people wanted me
: to hang up the trunks for good, (And I did!
: Both Bobby and Jamie Trunks fought till the
: end!) but my love for pro wrestling
: continued to burn brightly. (Quite like the
: explosion from when I tried to remove all
: evidence of Ron Woodridge)
:
: And I'd been a successful grappler for
: years. I'd even tangled with some formidable
: champions too. Particularly, Rosie Baynor--
: 7th grade Spelling Bee Champion, but I
: digress.
:
:
:
: But something about being warned against
: becoming a Fallopian tube...
:
:
: There's just some fuh-king crazies out
: there, aren't there??!
:
:
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