Apparently, they want money.
Listen, guys... Autobot Swanson here, and I'm trying to
Wait.
There was a whole bit about how many calories those frozen Swanson dinners had. And like, waaaaay too much cholesterol... And how "Autobot Swanson" was gonna gather them up and use the preservatives to create a synthetic Energon...
But I just found out that the random phone call from Vandalia Illinois was from some goofy church that left me a voicemail saying they were praying for me. And they'll CONTINUE to if I "Press 1".
That's crazy that people think that's going to do something. I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but what a waste of time, you strange church with the 618 area code.
Whew! (wipes off brow)
Looks like I TRANSFORMED what this post was about! huh? Huh?? (stupid grin, shrugging)
--It takes the earth 17 minutes to fully explode. Through the final fireballs and disintegrating explosions, we see the metallic form of MEGATRON standing where the core of Earth once was, now silently waving a Decepticon Flag.
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