Yeah, I'm "The Complainer", Grinch Eastwood. Basically I'm an internet troll who sits in his own filth while trying to piss people off online. I'm looking to get in the LWF-- but I plan on taking a super hard route, despite it being really easy. You see, it's my foul attitude that has ultimately kept me from joining the LWF (or any success in life, really) and I plan to spread my brand of social misery to YOU, the LWF fan.
I'll be arriving to LWF HQ in the pouch of my pet kangaroo "Nixon", to teach all you people a lesson. I've gone from impersonating people in REAL LIFE to pretty much impersonating people ONLINE, so when it comes to being a shifty cocksucker, I'm your guy?
Or am I??
Anyway, I plan on farting around the ring in the hopes of CLEARING OUT THE AUDIENCE.
Yeah. That's right. I'll make 'em go away. It's not MY money to piss away, it's yours. I'll drive people away and cost you money, all the while being "less than loyal".
Hey, it's your fault LWF. You didn't have to hire me.
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