Well, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Bored.
Dr. BEIGE Bored.
Pronounced "board" just like the wood. And you see, MY problem is that all of my life I had to act excited about things because people always associated my name with.. well... actually being DISINTERESTED with like... Everything.
When I became a Dr., it only made me sound like I was somehow WORSE. As if now I'm like a goddamned Super Villain of being bored.
Anyway, I'd like to bring my talents of being an all around exciting personality despite my bland name to the LWF!
God, I need an outlet. Please let me be in the LWF.
Can someone in the LWF Office suggest a name for me?
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