I'm comin' for drumsticks! Yeah, that's right! I make sure to put my name on the "active list" for all LWF events that take place on Thanksgiving! This is because the LWF Superstars eat very well on Thanksgiving and then later that night when wrestling, they'll fall asleep because of the tripto-- Trip...
Trypticon... That's IN the turkey.
It's THEN that I pin my opponent-- when he falls asleep from eating too much Turkey.
On Thanksgiving.
On the Thanksgiving LWF show.
IF they have one next year...
And IF I get a match on the card...
Yeah, that's my plan.
Editor's note: We asked longtime already-established "Thanksgiving themed LWF Superstar" Earl 'Thanksgiving' Throttle how HE felt about the arrival of Mr. Terkay and the only response we got was a slamming of his dressing room door in our face, but only to open it moments later, take a swig out of an empty cranberry wine bottle and yell something about "false patriots" as he began to fiddle with his zipper. It was at this time that this reporter felt it was time to go. --Corra Spondont, LWF News
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