It's caused mix-ups at airports, chain restaurant openings and memorial services.
But there are some good things. Like, I can close my eyes and imagine Marilyn Monroe was singing to me, and not that bastard JFK.
Ah, who am I kidding? I LOVED JFK.
And that's why--
I'm bringing my love of JFK--
And my cool and confusing last name--
(wait for it)
To the LWF!
You see, I'm going to use my knowledge of JFK's policies and my last name-- to WIN the LWF Championship! I'll cut charismatic promos with a Boston accent, and win everyone over. That'll put me in a good spot with the fans, and I'll be made number one contender! From there, I'll win!!
Me!
Jerry President!
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