I'm an Adult Film star coming to shake my goods and SEDUCE the LWF title away from any MAN who has it.
I realize that it's a male-dominated business, but I also realize that I've got a pussy full of dynamite, so I'll just let some high-faluting LWF exec knock me up, and essentially hold this company hostage with his bab--
Wait. Wait, hold on...
(makes phone call)
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm here. At their office.
Yeah, the wrestling thing. The LWF.
It IS called LWF, right? Yeah.
Yeah.
No. Just this guy who asked me to cut a prom-
Oh. Oh, I see.
Shit.
(hangs up. grabs purse and belongings)
Sorry. I thought all of you wrestling companies had execs and lots of money and--
(Door slams open, crushing Jizzinya Fishnetts to death)
"Somebody say something about sitting on fay-sezz?" --Rochelle "Labia" Clamback
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