I'm Moe "The Phone" Towne! I gotta distinct eeyuh for sounds and music.
And I'm bringing that eeyuh to the LWF.
I'll be perfectly honest: I can simply heeyuh the tone of a man's promo, and know he's going to be a star. This is definitely an advantage for a guy like me, since I'm really a sneaky double agent for an opposing federation.
Yeah!
Using my supersonic, blastotronic, funkHARMONIC eeyuhs, I'll hear a promo, reach in my pocket, pull out my phone and call my uncle.
"You know that new SOUND you been lookin' for..?
Well listen to THIS!"
He runs SONIC WRESTLING.
It's a wrestling fed for the blind. I help.
#### you, LWF!
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