Allow me to introduce myself to you.
I'm Charmer Brown. And I'm coming to the LWF to win The Belt by simply charming the pants off of you.
That's right...
I'll undo an extra button on my expensive dress shirt. I'll load up on a bunch of exotic and outrageously expensive cologne... When you think of me, you'll think of those "Too Fast Too Furious" type cars and ultra-hot girls hanging out with me POOLSIDE... And spilling excessive amounts of expensive champagne.
And TECHNO music!
I'm a techno music type of guy, too!
So, after 3 months of video promos showing my logo and some voice overs, I'll debut.
I'll come riding in to the LWF Arena on the back of an Elephant named "Risky" with my trademark Trumpet and Pool cue. I'll be wearing a "neon hockey mask" and wearing a backpack that shoots bubbles everywhere. And people won't know WHAT to think.
See, they were figuring I was this millionaire James Bond-kinda guy. All the videos leading up to my debut led you to believe I was going to be a suave Mo-Fo.
But I want the LWF to let me be what I really am.
A time-transplanted African War Chief. (You see, secretly Africa was working on Time Travel. It actually started in the year 2019, but it wasn't perfected until 2133. MY era.)
Through some chicanery, I ended up BACK here in 2016. Thought I'd live out my days working for the Great LWF.
--Elevator door opens, revealing Charmer Brown has been in an empty elevator this entire time, talking to himself. He steps out, and makes his way toward a row of offices. Before he enters the one with the "LWF" sign above it, he violently throws up into a nearby wastebasket. After calming down for a moment, he checks his watch, says "shit", and does an about face and heads back to the elevator.--
Exterior Shot: A giant skyscraper is hit by a massive, meteor flattening the building.
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