"This is Lock Rockbox, reporting LIVE from the scene where apparently, a C-130 Military Cargo Plane has BROKEN APART over Gulletsville.
Now, at this time... Sources are telling us that the mysterious markings on the side of the plane indicate that this could be the work of--
Oh wait! Something's... Wait! We have a visual of a... Well, it looks like a... A handcuffed MAN plummeting from the sky! He's falling at such a rate-- I...
Oh WAIT!! He's spreading his arms out!! He's... wearing one of those winged suits! He's actually CONTROLLING his decent! This is amazing!
Folks if you're just tuning in, a man has emerged-- Fallen, actually-- from the back of an exploding plane here in Gulletsville! He's landing safely NEAR me, and I'm gonna... I'm gonna TRY to get a word from this daredevil who HOPEFULLY can help us shed some light on this incredible situation..! I'm going to try and approach him now:
Sir! Sir...? Are you okay??
Any comment for our listeners at home?"
AIN'T NEVER GON' DROP
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