Pets are good and all, but sometimes they gotta go.
I mean--out the door.
I mean, not to just shit or piss in the yard... Or even on a long walk...
But I mean you have to just turn 'em loose. To GOD.
Hi. I know this may seem like an innapropriate place to begin hustling my (now) QUESTIONABLE services, but allow me to introduce myself.
My name is WhiskerTits, and I provide the odd service of personal Euthanasia services.
Even though I don't know too much at all about the procedure, I'm told I'm very good at petting pets. I can pet them while they are Euthanasiaing.
Which would probably best described as: $500 American.
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