My thing, my gimmick if you will, is to put an immediate halt to those jackanapes who try to use the LWF as a "stepping stone" to what they believe will be further glory in their given fields. Using an excruciatingly slow but measured plan, I will eliminate such foolishness, and bring the LWF back to what it was originally intended to be: a collection of matches between homogeneous-looking grapplers who wrestle basic matches without flaming ropes, colorful masks, or entrance music.
BASIC, people. That's the key word. BASIC.
Now, please excuse me, I must begin drafting my master plan on this Apple Newton I bought off of Craigslist.
And I should probably look into getting employed by the LWF at some point as well.
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