A hooded sweatshirt and a banana. So what?
It's what I used to rob that liquor store.
Whattaboutit?! Eh, ohhhhh!
Anyways, Im comin' to da LWF... That's right, the Loon'tic wrestlin' fed-ration...
And I'm gonna ROB the competition and win that LWF World Heavyweight Title!
Now how's THAT for some Greasy spaghetti? Eh, ohhhhhh!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: THE CHARACTER JUST SORT OF EVOLVED I THINK. HE WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE A 1995 WWF TYPE GUY. HIS GIMMICK WAS THAT HE WAS A LEGIT THIEF. SLIGHTLY MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN REPO MAN. A 90'S-IZED VERSION OF HIM. LIKE, HE WAS GONNA SUCK, BUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN COOLER THAN--Y'KNOW WHAT, SKIP IT. ANYWAY, HE SUDDENLY BECAME THIS 5TH RATE ITALIAN STEREOTYPE GIMMICK. WHATEVER.)
Now as I was saying...
I like to scope out my opponent, and just when he's not looking... I TAKE what's mine.
Yeah... Like that LWF World Title. I think about what that wrestling title MEANS. I'd be representin' a long lineage of
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