Grooooove to it, Daddy-02.
Whooo. Gotta stop sniffing those rags from the garage.
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: They are still finding bodies fuh lub lub
: lubbing around in that boat wreck.
:
: "TITANIC 2012" They're calling it.
: And still, they are finding corpses.
:
: Get IN there and get those bodies out.
:
:
: OR better yet, since were running out of
: cemetery space, (Editor's note: "Are
: we?") lets just start shipping dead
: bodies to the site of that wrecked vacation
: boat, and stuffing them in closets and
: stuff. Lets take corpses and put em in
: "poses" and positions all around
: the partially submerged cruise ship.
:
: Then do "Haunted Halloween underwater
: tours". Stuff STILL LIVING folks into
: all-glass submarines and cruise around the
: insides of the ship. Let them marvel at the
: cadavers in life-like positions. (Sleeping,
: cleaning, etc)
:
: And hey, so maybe some sharks get in there
: and start "nibbling on the
: decorations"...
: Well who says every once in awhile one of
: our tour subs can't be met with a horrible
: fate? We're gonna need to keep creating
: fresh scenery, right?
:
: It'd be a cross between Aquaman and the Last
: Days of Pompeii-- with a spritz of Titanic
: thrown in.
:
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