1) Trademark exact phrase "Xtreme"
2) Start calling those Nigros "Moon Crickets"
3) Buy bulk t-shirts with groovy Bicentennial logo, vacumn pack when technology becomes available
4) #### Teri Garr. And I mean #### Teri Garr. Like the kind of sex where you stop taking her from behind, and just shove your toes in her mouth. No regard for her feelings on the matter. Just your toes in her mouth.
5) Scream like crazy that the Space Shuttle will blow up in ten years. Also, explain what a Space Shuttle is. When Space Shuttle blows up, what a week or so to gloat.
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