Mighten you have some fellas to lube up and let me tape the wrestling.
I'm right hand man to a guy who thinks he's in the Mafia, so don't out my Phagginess or he'll pretend to sic his oldskool wrestling / biker friends on ya.
The only problem with me laying under the table you shit on, is I'll get so excited, I'll have a heart attack. You'll have to punch through that table, (getting shit on your hands) to attempt to resuscitate me.
-------It's way phucking early, and I'm shitty. But YOU, you old shit... You're shifty. Avoid my eye contact, coward. You probably saw action in Korea, but you won't look at ME?
Go die in the shower.
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