At ME. You will spend endless hours gazing at my appearance. Then I will take the LWF World Title and use it's gold plating to make the ultimate Television remote. I will do this with the broken backs of such superstars as: I'm coming tomorrow.
I'll be coming to dazzle and astound you with my amazing appearance. You will enjoy watching my valet (insert cable service provider name with chick name, i.e. "Comcastia" or "Satellicious").
--Sir Canker
--Rod "Pole Vault" Saucey
--The Platinum Fork, Phil Ribby
--Or even the TAG TEAM "Donkeyshow"
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