THE RETURN OF FANCY PRANCY PART TWO (Scene: Dan'l Baboon's resteraunt, Dan'l and Kimba are there eating food) Dan'l Baboon: Now you just eat and I'll tell you what I think Kimba: All right Dan'l (eats something) what do ya think? Dan'l: I think that livin' in the city's given that cheetah, high-polluten (whatever that means, it sounds like that) ideas! And you've gotta say absaloutly not! Pauley Cracker: (he wakes up and stretches) Dan'l's right Kimba! But you have to be diplomatic just leave it to me I'll tell her there are much better places to build them by that particular tree (He flies off) Pauley Cracker: I'd better tell them now before they get too far along with their plans! (He lands on a tree, and sees its too late, they've built a house) Pauley: Hmm? Oh no! Looks like its already too late! (Fancy Prancy is singing) Prancy: La, la la la la la, la la la la la la (All the animals are asleep, Rapid Cheetah is awake, he sighs) Pauley: Oh no! She's got them in a trance! This is too much! (he jumps up and down in anger on the branch and it falls down, on Rapid Cheetah's head giving him a big log-shaped lump on his head) Rapid Cheetah: That singing goes to my head! (He falls over, he sees Pauley and grabs hold of him) Pauley: I didn't do anything! Besides the branch broke! Prancy: Why must I suffer such disturbance as while I'm singing my song? (Rapid Cheetah blindfolds Pauley's eyes then puts a rope on his tail, at the bottom of the rope is a stone, they swing him to and fro over the water and then drop him) Pauley: (being swung to and fro) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (then is dropped) Whoa! Dan'l and Kimba: Huh? Pauley: (crying and trying to straigten out his tail feathers) Look what those meanies have done to my beautiful tail feathers! (he starts crying even harder, then stops) and what's more all the other animals laughed at me! It's so humiliating Waaa! (Dan'l tries to fix his tail) Pauley: Leave my tail alone it can't be fixed!!!!! Kimba: You mean all the other animals that were there, none were willing to help you out? Dan'l: (thinking) Hmph! Looks like this has turned into a bigger problem than I figured, if we're gonna get this thing settled, I'd better do it myself! (Fade to black, new scene: all the animals on Kimba and Dan'l's side are marching to where Prancy and her supporters are) (Pauley is on Dan'l's head) Pauley: Think you'll be able to do it, Dan'l? Dan'l: What do ya mean will I be able to do it? I'm an elder in this jungle and a very determined baboon! Pauley: Yes, of course! (The animals continue marching, meanwhile over at Prancy's house Rapid Cheetah is sweeping the floor with a huge leaf, Prancy winks at him, and three other animals come to sweep the floor with giant leaves too, some other cheetahs are washing Prancy's clothes and hanging them up and among the animals are...) (Lynxy, Speedy Cheetah (the real one), Kimba, Pauley and Dan'l gasp) Kimba: Do my eyes decive me or do I see Bucky washing clothes?! Pauley: (splashing water all over Bucky's face) Bucky! You ought to be ashamed washing her clothes! Bucky: (splashing water back) Mind your own buisness, I can do it if I want to! Pauley; (splashing water at Bucky back) I think you're all wet!! (he tips over the tub of water) (Prancy sees the situation and walks down a ladder from her house up to Dan'l Baboon.) Prancy: Well, who is this gentlemen? Dan'l: Dan'l! Prancy: You're just in time (she lies down on the floor) will you scratch my back I seem to have an itch! Dan'l: How's this? Prancy: A little bit higher! That's better Dan'l: Always been a good back scratcher if I do say so myself] (Kimba looks at Dan'l, angry) Dan'l: (gasps) What am I doing?! What makes you think I came here to scratch your back!!? Prancy: (walking past under Dan'l's chin) Cause you're a gentlemen will you please tie my ribbon for me? Dan'l: (he knocks her over) I positively will NOT!!! Prancy: Dan'l: And I refuse to bring water! I'm not a nurse maid! Kimba: Dan'l's right! You're big enough to get your own water! Dan'l: There's water right here, you don't even have to move Prancy: Why, that's nothing but a mud hole and you know it, maybe that's what YOU like!!! (Dodie, Lynxy, Kimba and Speedy Cheetah gasp) (Prancy walks right over Dan'l to the other side, Dan'l gets up his face is red with anger) Dan'l: You're beginning to anger me!! Prancy: I wouldn't wanna do that, I just thought any gentleman would want to help me across that mud puddle. Leopard: Sure! You should feel honoured you were able to help such a beeeeautfiful lady! Prancy: (giggles) Thank you! Dan'l: Beautiful she may be, but lady she is not! And I want her to get out of this part of the jungle right now! Pauley: (Landing on Dan'l's hand) Right! Get going! Rapid Cheetah: Why, you meddling old baboon if I thought you meant that, I would tear ya to pieces! Kimba: You wouldn't! Rapid Cheetah: Well, not if you say so Kimba. Bucky: Now wait a minute there, Kimba! What do you mean by butting into such grown-up matters?! You youngsters would be much better off in school! Kimba and Speedy: Hmph! Lynxy: Hmph! Pauley: (On Kimba's head) Who made you the big boss?! Bucky: THE SAME ONE WHO MADE YOU SO STUPID PAULEY!!!!!!! Dan'l: Now, Bucky you shouldn't talk to the little animals that way! Moles: That's right!!! Let's show a little respect! Monkeys: (throwing fruit at Dan'l) Go! (throws fruit) home! (throws fruit) Go! Home! Go Home! Dan'l: Be sassy to me will ya?! (He throws log at the monkeys, they duck and the log bounces off the tree and straight into Dan'l's face (the middle part of his face is flat, in shape of the log) (Lynxy, Kimba and Speedy look away) Dan'l: All right, if that's what you guys want then this means WAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! (his face goes back to normal) part 3 coming soon, (sorry my hands were aching after I did this, I won't leave it for so long next time making the next part of the script)
sorry, i took so long over this, well heres the second part to fancy prancy,
What's the big idea? Pauley Cracker?!
(He falls in a hippo's nostril, the hippo sneezes and Pauley goes zooming through the air) Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (he falls, right at Dan'l's resteraunt)
You WONT??? Well, will you please bring me some water?
(she pushes him in the water)
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