County Court is a tightly knit sweater of varying threads. These varying threads produce a Bill Cosby like sweater.

1. If your friend looks like Bruno Mars. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

2. If your friend is wearing a bandana with a backwards hat and dark shades after the sunset. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

3. If your friend is using Sunny Gill as a bridge to conversation. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

4. If your friend is really your cousin. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND SLASH COUSIN.

5. If your friend is wearing a cool leather jacket with an ed hardy t shirt. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

6. If your friend thinks it's okay to bring a friend. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND. NOTHING IS EVER OKAY

7. If your friend contests yaar de mulle being played more than five times. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

8. If your friend is bisexual, homesexual or simply experimenting loose ends. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND, BECAUSE HE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME!!

9. If your friend has strong opinions about the democratic republic of congo. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

10. If your friend has a stripe'ie sweater and we're all wearing adidas stripe pants. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND

11. If your friend thinks that taking off his shirt is one of homosexual tendency and unruly. He is indirectly labeling us as being gay. DON’T BRING YOUR FRIEND


Poon Singh
Potential 1st Rounder (Season 40)
Potential Scoring Leader (Season 40)
Potential Assist Leader (Season 40)
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