Posted by Elijah12 on 5/21/2025, 3:43 am, in reply to "Why do people keep gambling even when they keep losing?"
Because the slot machine winks at me, obviously. Last Tuesday it blinked three times — that’s gambler code for “next spin’s a jackpot.” Also, my cat walked over my keyboard and typed “777,” so the universe is clearly sending signs. Losing? Nah, I call it “investing in character development.” You normies just don’t get the spiritual depth of betting on a hunch at 3 AM.
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