Oval Office, March 5, 2026 https://baptistnews.com/article/evangelical-leaders-return-to-oval-office-to-pray-over-trump/

Evangelical leaders lay hands on Prez Donnie, while praying for success in the Iranian War, and perhaps for the hastening of the End Times and Armageddon? I think I have a problem, though, as being raised a typical Christian--I go to church three to four times a year--I don't think I qualify to Rapture on outta here for a retirement plan that's outta this world; I'll have to endure all the subsequent good and bad rigamarole before going to that big machine shop in the sky.

Please, if I've offended anyone, can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

In My Time of Dyin’
Traditional: Bob Dylan arrangement

Well, in my time of dying don't want nobody to mourn

All I want for you to do is take my body home

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Well, well, well

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up

Jesus gonna make up my dying bed



Well, meet me Jesus, meet me, meet me

in the middle of the air

If these wings should fail to me

Lord, won't you meet me with another pair

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Well, well, well

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up

Jesus gonna make up my dying bed



Lord, in my time of dying don't want nobody to cry

All I want you to do is take me when I die

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Well, well, well

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up

Jesus gonna make up my dying bed