.... from: THE BOOK OF SOLOMON
One evening King Solomon says to his thousand wives:
"Who doesn't have a headache tonight?"
Hahahahahahahahaha
We could sure use a little humor these days!
Reminds me of a story about the janitor in our apartment building. In this high class place we live in, this fella is not known as the janitor.
No, he's the 'Director of High Internal Maintenance'. One day, we needed some repairs, so I called down to the janitor.
His secretary got on the phone and I told her we've got a leaky faucet. I said "could you send somebody up here?"
She asked me who recommended you to us?"
I told her straight out "Nobody recommended you. We live in this building and I got a leaky faucet." The secretary replied:
"Could you bring the faucet to the office?"
THE BOOK OF GENESIS / ADAM & EVE
Eve says to Adam:
"Do you think this fig-leaf makes me look fat?"
Responses